Opossum's Oponderings

Oponderings, opinions, and oparables of Opossum

• No tombstone should say Irving. It should say Irved.
• All petty insults are funnier when Opossum prefaces them with “Your mom is.”
• Some people grow up and still think farts are funny. Other people grow up and choose to be boring.
• All newborns are ugly except for your own.